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Cockroach
Janta Party

Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed

Secular · Socialist · Democratic · Lazy

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Kaise Shuru Hua
Ek Remark Ne Badal Diya Sab Kuch
15 May 2026 — Supreme Court mein ek hearing mein Chief Justice of India ne kuch aisa keh diya jo India ke unemployed youth ko straight dil pe laga.
"There are youngsters like cockroaches, who don't get any employment and don't have a place in a profession... Some of them become media, some of them become RTI activists, and they start attacking everyone."
— Chief Justice of India Surya Kant, Supreme Court, 15 May 2026
15 MAY 2026
CJI ka "Cockroach" remark viral
Supreme Court hearing mein Chief Justice Surya Kant ne unemployed youth ko "cockroaches aur parasites" kaha. Remark internet pe aag ki tarah failaa.
16 MAY 2026
CJP ka janam
Abhijeet Dipke — Boston University mein PR student — ne X pe post kiya: "Launching a new platform for all the cockroaches out there." Google Form mein 15,000+ responses aaye sirf ghanton mein.
17 MAY 2026
Manifesto aur election symbol launch
5-point manifesto release hua. Party ka election symbol — ek cockroach on a mobile screen — unveil hua. "Main Bhi Cockroach" viral slogan ban gaya.
18-19 MAY 2026
MPs bhi shamil, 1 lakh paar!
TMC MPs Mahua Moitra aur Kirti Azad ne CJP join karne ki ichha zaahir ki. Prashant Bhushan ne support kiya. Sign-ups 1 lakh ke paar!
AB TAK
Movement jari hai 🪳
Youth volunteers Yamuna pe cleanliness drive cockroach costumes mein kar rahe hain. Digital Gen-Z convention planned hai. Ye movement ruk nahi raha!
5-Point Agenda
CJP Ka Manifesto 🪳
Satire se shuru hua, lekin demands bilkul real hain. #CJP2029
DEMAND 01
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RTI Full Accountability
Har government body RTI ke under aaye. Transparency sirf slogan nahi, practice bane. Cockroaches demand transparency!
DEMAND 02
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No Rajya Sabha for Retired CJI
Retire hone ke baad Chief Justice ko Rajya Sabha seat nahi milni chahiye. Post-retirement "reward" band karo.
DEMAND 03
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50% Women in Parliament
Parliament aur Cabinet mein 50% reservation for women — without increasing the total strength of the house.
DEMAND 04
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20-Year Ban for Defectors
Jo MP ya MLA party tod ke doosri party mein jaye — unhe 20 saal ke liye public office se ban karo. Dal-badlu neta nahi chalega!
DEMAND 05
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No Anonymous Donations
No electoral bonds. No secret funds. Zero anonymous political donations. Paise ka hisaab do — public ko jaanne ka haq hai!
BONUS
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CBSE Recheck Fees Band Karo
Recheck fees "blatant corruption" hai. Students se paisa mat looto. NEET controversy pe bhi CJP ka full support!
Membership Criteria
Kya Tu Bhi Cockroach Hai? 🪳
CJP mein join karne ke liye koi degree, experience ya money nahi chahiye. Bas ye hona chahiye:
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Lazy
Thoda toh aaram chahiye yaar
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Unemployed
Job nahi hai? Welcome!
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Chronically Online
24/7 phone pe ho? Perfect.
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Professional Ranter
Rant karna aata hai? Skill hai ye!
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Self-Identify as Cockroach
CJI ne kaha tha — hum maan gaye!
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Democracy Lover
Democracy bachani hai? Join karo!
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